when people i dont like touch me
Cats have hearts of gold and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
Cats so do! I love cats!
I had a vicious feral cat my sister brought home. She would attack new people, jump on their backs and crunch into their skin and meat but she loved me and would lick me every morning to wake me up then cuddle on my chest when I woke. She didn’t ~just want food~ she genuinely loved to spend time with me.
I have a big big jerk kitty named Dave but he’s always there to snuggle when he knows you are sad.
If you’d lay on the floor and fake hyperventilate or fake cry, my now dead kitty named Matthew would throw a panic attack over thinking you were actually dying. He’d scream and climb all over you, not knowing what to do. Then when you revealed you were fine, he would’t leave your side the whole day.
My kitten Merlin throws a giant shit fit when I go for a car ride without him. He screams at the door until I return. Drives everyone nuts. If you tell him “Car Car Ride!” he races to the door!
I need a cat
to the ppl who know me irl who follow me on here: shhhhhh shhh shhhhhhshhshhshhhhhhhhhhhh not a word u hear me shh
Best Insults To Use In Fight
- you stink
- where are you from, loser? are you from losertown because you’re a loser (please only use this if you want to mentally destroy your opponent)
- Diaper Man
Nerd is never an insult. Nerd is a badge of honour!
shut up nerd
"good morning sexy. last night was fantastic. do you want something to eat"
whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this
ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS
No shit you fuckin loser dumbass
when you try your best but you don’t succeed.