Years of Mario Kart have prepared me for this moment
Donald in Australia
My favorite Harry Potter character was the Sorting Hat. His job was to learn people’s secrets and then judge them.
*tips chromosomes* m’tosis
trying to write essays
whenever something happens where i end up getting physically hurt I don’t really react right away i just kinda stare at it like
"im not sure how i want to handle this intense pain im in right now im still trying to process that it happened should we call 911"
During sex she said “deeper” so I rolled over and started reading her poetry