Dolce fa niente




why hello it is i Caity. Just an Australian

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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(Source: sorry)


(Source: ruinedchildhood)


pharoahsectotherm:

sapientpawnkeeper:

somebody should write an essay comparing and contrasting tina from bob’s burgers and meg from family guy and explain why tina hit the mark for respectfully portraying the awkward teenage years and why meg is a huge fucking insensitive joke that isn’t even funny

Tina is a character, Meg is a punchline. 




officialharleyquinn:

superman/batman is my otp

"Oh you mean superbat?"

No I mean manman

(Source: zodiacy)


endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrines2014)


carnivour:

I admit, I am an asshole. But I got a nice booty and my hair soft so I feel like I deserve the best like ????

(Source: carnivour)


magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 


esslaurent:

love—is-my-weapon:

poopflow:

it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs 

and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes

that’s actually a really good idea

(Source: poopflow)


folwer:

but its important

folwer:

but its important


(Source: memewhore)


gorlt:

koala-0nesie:

this one got me

she’s 12

gorlt:

koala-0nesie:

this one got me

she’s 12


lithefider:

ashiecrackerr:

lord help me

Fixed it (You forgot another movie everyone mistakes for ‘Guardians’)

lithefider:

ashiecrackerr:

lord help me

Fixed it (You forgot another movie everyone mistakes for ‘Guardians’)

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